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A news report on the Iranian/British Navy flap:

Vice Adm. Charles Style told reporters that the Iranians had provided a position on Sunday — a location that he said was in Iraqi waters. By Tuesday, Iranian officials had given a revised position two miles east, placing the British inside Iranian waters — a claim he said was not verified by global positioning system coordinates.

"It is hard to understand a legitimate reason for this change of coordinates," Style said.

Style gave the satellite coordinates of the British crew as 29 degrees 50.36 minutes north latitude and 048 degrees 43.08 minutes east longitude, and said it had been confirmed by an Indian-flagged merchant ship boarded by the sailors and marines.

Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki denied this, saying, "That's not true. It happened in Iranian territorial waters." [source]

A plot synopsis of Tomorrow Never Dies, a James Bond film from a few years ago:

The film begins at a terrorist arms bazaar "somewhere on the Russian border". MI6 has sent Bond (Pierce Brosnan) into the field to survey trades and purchases by the terrorists. They identify Henry Gupta (Ricky Jay), who has purchased an American GPS encoder. A missile strike is ordered on the position, but they then realise there are two Soviet nuclear torpedos mounted on a plane, potentially causing radioactive contamination...

The encoder is used by media mogul Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce), as a tool to start a war between the People's Republic of China and the United Kingdom; this is to gain an exclusive marketing device to launch his new worldwide television network. He uses the encoder to send a British frigate, HMS Devonshire, off-course in the South China Sea, where Carver's own stealth ship is located. Carver's henchman, Mr. Stamper (Götz Otto), sinks the frigate and shoots down a Chinese fighter plane sent out to investigate. The British thought they had been attacked by the Chinese, and Admiral Roebuck gives M (Judi Dench) 48 hours to investigate before they retaliate. [source]

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This is just great.

Democratic leaders revamp anti-war plan

By ANNE FLAHERTY, Associated Press Writer

House Democratic leaders are developing an anti-war proposal that wouldn't cut off money for U.S. troops in Iraq but would require President Bush to acknowledge problems with an overburdened military.

The plan could draw bipartisan support but is expected to be a tough sell to members who say they don't think it goes far enough to assuage voters angered by the four-year conflict. [NO KIDDING??? REALLY?????]

Bush "hasn't to date done anything we've asked him to do, so why we would think he would do anything in the future is beyond me," said Rep. Lynn Woolsey, D-Calif., one of a group of liberal Democrats pushing for an immediate end to the war.

Democratic protests to the war grew louder in January after they took control of Congress and Bush announced he planned to send 21,500 more troops to Iraq. Earlier this month, House Democrats pushed through a nonbinding resolution opposing the buildup.

Since then, Democrats have been trying to decide what to do next. Some worried that a plan by Rep. John Murtha to restrict funding for the war would go too far. Murtha, D-Pa., is extending his support to the revised proposal.

The tactic is more likely to embarrass Bush politically than force his hand on the war. [YEAH JUST LIKE THAT LAST NONBINDING RESOLUTION WAS SO EMBARRASSING TO BUSH. YEAH RIGHT. HE WAS REALLY EMBARRASSED BY THAT!] He would have to sign repeated waivers for units and report to Congress those units with equipment shortfalls and other problems.

CAN WE HAVE A RECALL OF THE NOVEMBER ELECTIONS NOW PLEASE?? LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH.

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